by Damo_BTW May 16, 2019
Get the Mr anusmug. by Amazanus July 12, 2014
Get the Pro-anusmug. by Caillou’s Asshole May 2, 2019
Get the Anus Cheeseburgermug. The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.
Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.
by josh reauz April 24, 2014
Get the anus iciclesmug. When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus
“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.
by Applebees56276 September 10, 2023
Get the Anus Geysermug. by Alch3myX June 1, 2021
Get the Ur Anusmug. A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.
by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018
Get the Anus clapmug.