by purplefuego June 17, 2023

When a United States Marine chops up a old Japanese lady after being told to get out of their country.
Person 1 : Did you read the paper today? Another marine cut up a old Japanese lady for insulting old glory.
Person 2 : Oh in the marines we call that American Sushi !
Person 2 : Oh in the marines we call that American Sushi !
by Monkeypoop01 September 5, 2025

Who doesn't like sushi? You sure, you live on Earth? Okay, fine. Don't like it, sure but hate it??
Welp, it's unfortunate for those who had allergies. Savor your last trip!
Welp, it's unfortunate for those who had allergies. Savor your last trip!
Fan 1: Sushi, originally made from Japan. Can be home made or delivery.
Fan 2: You sure like Sushi a "lot."
Fan 1: Yeah~
Fan 2: The bill—
Fan 1: I got an album, by the way.
Fan 2: You sure like Sushi a "lot."
Fan 1: Yeah~
Fan 2: The bill—
Fan 1: I got an album, by the way.
by you'll get burn minute away March 11, 2022

I met this cute Japanese girl on tinder the other night and took her back to my place for some Rusty Sushi
by Rustysushiford December 19, 2021

by wermanator October 9, 2018

A woman cuts a small slice of her labia off for her chosen life partner to consume. Typically it is eaten raw.
Bro 1: Bro she gave me Pennsylvania Sushi last night!
Bro2: oh shit dude, you guys are gonna be together forever!
Bro2: oh shit dude, you guys are gonna be together forever!
by TheBeese July 12, 2025
