Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

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Suck a dick

An insult used to go tell someone that they suck.

Person 1: HAHA! My grades are ten times higher than your IQ!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Aw, fuck you, go SUCK A DICK.
Person 1: *Dies from cringe

If you keep on thinking your insults are good when they're really not, you should go suck a dick.

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Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

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National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

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suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When someone sucks a penis while it’s inserted in someone’s anus.

“Last night these two drunk girls have me a suck a dick a cockus

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Sucking the dick

Just after having an argument with someone, you finally end the quarrel and run along.

Guy 1: Oh go fuck yourself man, suck my dick.
Guy 2: Yeah yeah fuck you too man.
Guy 2's friend: Just suck the dick man, you're gonna hurt yourself
Guy 1: *in the background* Yeah walk along dick.
Guy 2: Nah man, i ain't sucking the dick!

by LeilaSP March 21, 2019

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