jew-spring

The offspring of a Jewish couple. The jew-spring hatch from large black eggs ("jew eggs") and closely resemble giant rats, the only differences being their curly sideburns and an abundance of dispoasable income

Carl Allinson from Norton in Teesside (England) is an example of Jew-spring. The egg he hatched from was so large it drove his mother insane during birth and she is now totally off it

by sean mcghee February 1, 2009

spring roll

a tiny & thin penis

Tim had the smallest spring roll I ever did see!

by alliebee November 10, 2007

canyon spring

A hott ghetto high school.

dang i want to go to canyon spring.

by ambeezy May 16, 2007

Damian Spriggs

The name of a man with a massive penis.

The Twin Towers were standing before Damian Spriggs swatted them down with his massive erect Penis.

by Rockogrande December 22, 2013

springer reject

1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.

'what a springer reject.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

spiggiting

this is a term that describes a penis thats been wrapped in selotape and beaten with a 12 pound hammer.

matt: 'hey, you ok Azam? you're walkin funny'
Azam: 'yeah i'm ok, thanks for asking, i was up to a bit of Spiggiting yesterday and me lads a bit sore'

by Diana Ross April 20, 2007

springbrook

One of the lameest places to live...
its called a hamlet...
only 8 mine out of red deerbut yet its totally icolated.
Filled with stoners, and coke heads, leads fo an easy place to see drugs.
Kids as young as six fall into the trap of marijuanna.
Also hosts a cadet camp. which is also extremely lame.
Could also be called the red deer airport.
Lame lame lame lame lame!!!!

Yo mofucka, ive lived in springbrook for 8 years and all ive done is smoke alot of weed.

by stoner of September 7, 2007