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Sphincter Soak

A "Sphincter Soak" -(noun or adjective) is someone's significant other, fuck buddy, mistress or mister.

In more adventurous circles a "Sphincter Soak" may refer to less sentient beings i.e members of the animal kingdom and/or vegetables.

- Verb
To Sphincter Soak
- Where's Lex?"

- I don't know she had been spending a lot of time with her Sphincter Soak.

-Is this dinner or Ivan's Sphincter Soak?
by The Haus of Henry November 7, 2015
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Spain

Spain, 3rd world country next to 1st world country Portugal. Spain is usually cofused with other countries.
- Do you know Spain?
- Erm.. Tacos?
- No, Tacos are from Mexico.
- Oh, so I don't..
- Haa forget it!
by gOx March 23, 2005
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Spain

Spain is the best place in the world.
The music is fantastic, the people are wonderful, the food is delicious, the beaches are beautiful, etc. and NO Spain is not in South America, it is in a beautiful continent called Europe, are we the ass of Europe? Yes, do we care? no.
Spain is a wonderful place that is worth visiting, the Spanish ppl have survived the Franco era very well and we have managed to return to normality very quickly.
Good things:
Beer is cheap and good
People are very easygoing
The beaches are incredible
The historic centers are beautiful
The food is delicious
Bad things:
THERE IS NOTHING BAD IN SPAIN
guy 1: spain is terrible
guy 2 (he's spanish): shoots himself
by The best bitch in this planet September 26, 2020
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Anal sphincter

a commonly used word to describe a person who repetitively asks stupid questions that are pointless and have no point
yo bro, does alchohol make you drunk?

stfu you anal sphincter..

but why?

epic lulz
by a black caucasian August 1, 2010
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spain

A third world country in Western Europe Akin to Lithuania and Latvia
by Daniel Prince February 23, 2005
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Spain

The BEST country un the world. The BEST food un the world. Bull fighting is an amazing art which is performed there. The economy is recovering from the economical crisis caused by the PSOE, the Spanish socialist party, not because of the Spanish dictator because the only thing he did was raise the economy. The oficial language is "Castellano" instead of "Español". It is in Europe and they dont eat tacos. The partys are mad and the alcohol is VERY cheap
+ Here un Spain we speak castellano no Español
- Nice, do u like tacos?
+ We r not México

- i swear u r
+ Plz kill me
by ʕಠ_ಠʔ May 2, 2020
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winker sphincter

(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"

Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."

Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
by jef400 October 30, 2009
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