half speed

people who are half speed are ether stoned or ur thinkin sumting dat is wrong

Bu She is All Half Speed LaSt Night

by Chris martinez AkA CujO September 29, 2006

Unbeknownst to Speed

A phrase used to point out anything obvious or oversaid.

Person #1: Hey, it's 2010 now!
Person #2: Unbeknownst to Speed.

by 398YY January 12, 2010

speed run

Accelerating the completion of a task or goal due to stressors.

I was trying to figure out if I wanted to break up with my boyfriend, but then he had a heart attack, so I guess I better speed run my feelings.

by B.Roo June 06, 2021

SEC Speed

The crystal meth cooked up by Southern Hill-Billies who bang their sisters in their jorts.

SEC Fan #1: "Man, I need some SEC Speed right about now."
SEC Fan #2: "Me too, I need to go dip the family pen in the family ink."

by wpl112781 September 01, 2008

Speed bags

A womans breasts
(To be honest, we're not entirely sure how this came about)

She had awesome speed bags.
Look at the speed bags on that.

by Johal October 19, 2008

5 speed

When a girl goes to jack you off and treats it as if she is shifting a 5 speed truck.

Even was about to get a hand job but the girl just gave him a 5 speed!

by JohnSal April 02, 2009

Speed Bump

When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."

The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.

Santorum optional.

"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."

"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."

by How Strange, Innocence November 07, 2011