porkypine snatch

The epitome of a promiscuous southern belle.

If that-thar girl had as many dicks stickin' out of her as she had stuck in her, she'd have her a porkypine snatch!

by Phorrist Dumbp September 27, 2018

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snatch mallet

Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.

Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"

Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"

by aesgator June 19, 2008

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snatch snacker

slang for a Lesbian

a person who enjoys performing cunnilingus

Dude! She looks like a snatch snacker to me!

by Myster E September 14, 2003

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tidy snatch

A tidy snatch is a groomed vagina, preferably one which is completely shaved clean

Paige's boyfriend preferred her to have a tidy snatch, but Paige never liked to spend the time to shave down there.

by freddy43 January 2, 2011

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snatch fat

A large amount of flesh and fat around the vagina. Usually occurs when women are a bit on the hefty side. Resembles a nut hammock when viewed from the rear.

From behind it looked like she had a satchel, but from the front you could see it was just her snatch fat!

by DidYouKnow February 18, 2007

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A pathetic individual who magically appears in a girls bedroom late night (usually after being drunk dialed by the female). He proceeds to eat box like it was his last meal at Golden Corral. These men are too nice to ask for the favor to be reciprocated and, at best, are left with traces of premature ejaculation on their boxers.

Tripp: How was your night Andy?

Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.

Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.

by GastoniaClamSlammer December 10, 2010

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