patch the snatch

Cover a female crotch with a G-String.

Cops busting a titty bar with bottomless dancers: "Is that pussy I see smiling at me? Come on girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.

by BigD101 August 14, 2007

porkypine snatch

The epitome of a promiscuous southern belle.

If that-thar girl had as many dicks stickin' out of her as she had stuck in her, she'd have her a porkypine snatch!

by Phorrist Dumbp September 28, 2018

snatch-weed

Marijuana that has been smuggled by hiding it in females vaginas.

That snatch-weed was stuffed into a bearded oyster before the border.

by alphasynaptic December 07, 2008

pokemon snatch

When a female thinks STD's are like pokemon... "Gotta catch em all"

EWWW! Don't have sex with Beth, she got a pokemon snatch!

by itsjustme8d9 March 06, 2011

Snatch Fairy

A pathetic individual who magically appears in a girls bedroom late night (usually after being drunk dialed by the female). He proceeds to eat box like it was his last meal at Golden Corral. These men are too nice to ask for the favor to be reciprocated and, at best, are left with traces of premature ejaculation on their boxers.

Tripp: How was your night Andy?

Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.

Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.

by GastoniaClamSlammer December 09, 2010

snatch fat

A large amount of flesh and fat around the vagina. Usually occurs when women are a bit on the hefty side. Resembles a nut hammock when viewed from the rear.

From behind it looked like she had a satchel, but from the front you could see it was just her snatch fat!

by DidYouKnow February 16, 2007

snatch block

The opposite of a cock block; when the girl is preventing you from scoring...

"God! Tina is being such a snatch block!"

by Katie V November 03, 2007