simping

to talk to other girls when ur dating and to but them stuff and flirt even when u may like them

he was caught simping

by 😘🦶🏼🤪🥰🔥🤪😢 February 15, 2020

Simping

When someone does anything right wingers don't like.

Kyle : What? There's a black character in this show?
Jeremy : Damn, corporations are simping for the left now.

by pandemic19 March 13, 2020

Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth

Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise

by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020

Simping

Acronyms. Stuck In My Pussy

Russel is siming for that pole dancing trash whore. He’s not the only one simping for her.

by Hideaway Hoe September 19, 2020

Simping

When you be extra nice to a person, have strong emotional and sexual feelings towards them and do things for them that you wouldn’t normally do for anyone else

Flanders: John is simping over Maddison I think they be dating soon

Ben: awww how cuteeee what a simp

by The Open Minded September 19, 2020

Stipping in the kitchen

This is a phrase used to define the action of friends or people in general who tend to switch up their personalities around members of the opposite gender. Also known as "fake".

Eg. We went on camp together but my bestfriend was stipping in the kitchen the entire time.

Or...

Stop stipping in the kitchen and be yourself!

by Narmis October 3, 2020

Simping

Being pussy-whipped for a person who you are not in a relationship with. Also being obsessed and overly servicing to that person.

Guy 1, "yeah bro she was talking about how she wanted these shoes so I went ahead and bought them for her."

Guy 2, "Bro doesn't she always leave you on read and never talk to you unless she wants something? You're simping hardcore bro you gotta stop."

by Binaryincision October 24, 2020