Secondary Baptism

When, while showering, you can smell the horrid stench leaving you

After that secondary baptism I’m never skipping deodorant ever again

by Sp33D King December 4, 2025

Northlight Secondary School

Northlight Secondary school is one of the most notorious schools in Singapore, well known for it’s gangsterism “ah-beng” or “paikia” like culture, the school is also well known for it’s famous rioting. The school is also very well known for its biggest paikia, the one and only infamous Johann, known as the most fiercest fighter in Northlight Secondary School. Johann has a very infamous reputation in school for not attending lessons but acing all his subjects for exams. Balances his gangster life and school life.

“Walao eh! Northlight Secondary School scary bro! I heard the school biggest fighter legit scary sia!”
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Mango bossku 15, 2022

by darrennnnnnnnnnnnnn March 29, 2025

Avonbourne Secondary School

The people who work here are absolute faggots that just have no life

"that guy worked at avonbourne secondary school, what a faggot!"

by 3BigGuys April 26, 2024

Avonbourne Secondary School

The people that work here think they are hard and big while they are fuckers and losers

"I worked at avonbourne secondary school so like I'm hard and big don't mess with me"

by 3BigGuys April 26, 2024

Tanjong Katong Secondary School

A multi-gender school where the teachers are nice and have a lot of interesting programmes. Although the campus is small, the field is Olympics size standard

Tanjong Katong Secondary School is very nice and cool though the toilet not very clean

by f.ireinthe-holy February 14, 2024

Armidale Secondary College

What used to be Armidale High School but now yassified with a few million wasted taxpayer dollars. This is where 1000 vape addicted kids go to get half an education and lasting trauma, the actual smart ones just drop out and become tradies

The fights are so bad that this “state of the art education facility” was put on 9 news as the most dangerous school in Australia. There’s barely any teachers since the kids left them traumatised (one was put in a nursing home) and the ones with the balls to stay aren’t even paid enough to afford the overpriced pies from the canteen. Good luck surviving if you go here lol

Josh: I heard that two yr 8 girls from ASC got pregnant
Marie: Yeah they’re the same ones that sold me weed behind the tanks on the oval
Josh: Damn, wasn’t there a lockdown when they had a massive punch up with those guys in yr 7?
Marie: Yeah they were the same ones, I think they’ve dropped out to be full time 16 year old mums now

Josh: Wow, Armidale Secondary College is really the best school ever!!

by HoeLife_orNoLife March 7, 2024

british secondary school

The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.

Guy: I can't stand british secondary school s, I cannot wait until I've done my GCSE'S

Guy2: I agree

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024