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Sebastian

Sebastian also know as Seb is the Thickest Human on the planet.

His unparalleled thickness causes everyone one to stare in awe
Damn Sebastian is looking thick as fuck today

Damn Seb is looking thick as fuck today
by Xeno2670 March 12, 2020
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Sebastian

Sebastian is a player, He breaks girl's hearts and uses them. He cares so much about what others think and all the girls want him. He is a badass little kid that balls haven't dropped yet, and he lies about every single thing even little things and he turns good people into bad people. He can be nice and caring when he wants to, but he makes girls feel insecure.
Sebastian: You a ugly fat bitch
Me on the outside: Whatever
Me on the inside: That kinda hurted me doe
by BIGbooty84 April 8, 2021
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Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)

Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS) is when someone keeps dropping expensive components and devices. For example dropping a GPU, RAM, CPU, MOTHERBOARD, CASE FANS, CPU FANS, PSU'S, Mobile Phones and so on.

In all seriousness this is more of a joke. No hard feelings linus :D
Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
Bro why did you drop the GPU? Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
According to my calculations you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome(LSS).
by Pinchelle September 5, 2023
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Sebastian

The biggest Fboy in high school. He thinks he is so cool and have the biggest Ego. Though once you get to know a Sebastian they aren't to bad.
Have you heard Sebastian is one the football team?
by James widdick November 23, 2021
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ST. Sebastians

St. Sebastians is a rather below average institution in Needham MA. St. Sebastians has minuscule academic prowess while still being absolutely terrible at all athletics. Even with this horrific academic and athletic reputation, it's culture can be described with no other word than gay. St Sebastians averages about 65 homosexual interactions per day. Most of these are between middle schoolers and high school seniors (There is no age too young for a Sebs Senior.) In fact, their varsity hockey team often indulges in sexual interactions in the locker room and on the ice. In the ISL, St Sebastians has the highest STD and IUD rates. This of course is due to their favorite activity, gay sex. Most freshmen at St Sebastian wear very short skirts without underwear, to give easy access to upper classmen.
Why did you think I go to sebs? I like women, Im not gay Like St. Sebastians
by SKIBIDISIGMAMAN May 14, 2024
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Sebastian

A very, very, very sexy man
I want Sebastian to censored
by carrot._.yuh January 14, 2022
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Ivan Sebastian Cordoves

A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.
Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!

Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
by unknownuserhere March 20, 2023
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