Russian Shitstain

A Russian Shitstain is when a guy slaps his shit covered paynus horizontally across a man's face, leaving shit marks that look like warpaint.

He tried to pretend the smudges on his face were Nutella, but the smell let us know that he was just the willing participant of a Russian Shitstain.

by Zeus ADCU November 11, 2013

Russian doll fart

A group of sequential farts that decrease in both sonic and gaseous output, similar to the visual effect of Russian nesting dolls standing side by side.

JEREMY: <S P L O R R R T... SPLERT ... Poik ... pernt... prnt ... pft>
ALICE: Aw, man -- did you just Russian doll fart in here?

by nickthickie January 16, 2014

Russian Firing Squad

Gather Vladimir Putin and the whole Russian gymnastics team. Putin will then continuously mouth bang the whole team until he blows.

Gave em a Russian Firing Squad last night!
Russia Putin Penis blowjob

by WillieTrill May 6, 2015

russian droolette

When a man is in a room full of women (preferably sluts or skanks). Each girl has 30 seconds to give him head before the next girl's turn. The girl who receives the moneyshot loses.

I know shes a spitter, cause I saw her lose a game if russian droolette.

by Jack Diesel April 1, 2016

Russian Nutcracker

The act of placing your ball sack between your partners calf and thigh, then them crushing your ball sack inbetween their calf and thigh with extreme force. Pleasurable to masochists.

"Hey man, me and my girl did a Russian Nutcracker, gotta say that was ball bustin''."

by Ball Bustin Bob April 4, 2016

russian salami

The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.

Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!

by William Cumberton September 17, 2016

russian dildo

When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo

Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.

by KinkyFlower123 June 8, 2016