pretty self-explanatory, but for more information, look up "big black cock"
"hey dude check out my Rare Rooster That is Big and Black"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 09, 2024
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Roostered

Verb: being FUBAR beyond your own willingness and comprehension.
Dude was so roostered he didn’t remember the sheriffs came.
by Steady_1 November 24, 2023
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Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.
Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.
by Koknballz May 17, 2017
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Fighting the rooster

When a male is masturbating for a long period of time that it makes him tired and or sore.
Man I was fighting the rooster last night. Now it hurts...
by AnderTheEnderWolf October 21, 2017
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rooster purse

It is a way to subtly call someone a cock bag in public. Or a way to speak the phrase "cock bag" as if using a rooster and hand bag emoji.
OMG, Bob is such a Rooster Purse!
by jaxombie February 19, 2017
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Toasted Rooster

Comedy label and production company that started off as a YouTube channel founded by comedian Ewan Gotfryd.
Hey man search Toasted Rooster on YouTube, it's funny stuff.
by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021
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Toasted Rooster

Someone who becomes talkative when they're high.
by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021
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