Rot Gooning

When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.

We've gotta get Derek institutionalized, he's been Rot Gooning for four days. This isn't healthy.

by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025

Rotting

Cutting off circulation to your penis and sticking it in acid and infecting it with human feces

1:Bro have you tried rotting
2:Hell nah thats nasty asf

by Auchy April 17, 2025

Elderly Brain Rot

(n.): the progressive decay of critical thinking, attention span, and real-world engagement in older adults, often induced by algorithmic content loops, isolation, and overexposure to digital media designed for passive consumption.

My grandparents have elderly brain rot.

by agnes p April 18, 2025

Faggot Rot

A person, place or thing that is tied to homosexuality and is rotting away due to misuse.

“That gay brothel is suffering from Faggot Rot!”

by Fingleton May 15, 2025

rotting

“Rotting” is the action of playing the video game Realm of the Mad God, which is usually shortened to rotmg. Instead of saying you’re playing rotmg, you can just say you’re rotting.

Adam: Hey Jake what you up to?
Jake: I’m just rotting bro, u joining?
Adam: I’ll rot in a sec bro, just got back home.

by judeci June 3, 2025

souls-like Brain Rot

when you can’t enjoy anything that doesn’t involve dodge rolling and mindlessly killing things

“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i literally cannot enjoy animal crossing, because it doesn’t have dodge rolling and killing in it.”

by Souls like Brain rot June 8, 2025

souls-like Brain rot

when you can’t enjoy anything unless it involves dodge rolling and killing

“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i literally cannot enjoy playing games like animal crossing”

by Souls like Brain rot June 8, 2025