vishnu’s revenge

The shits you get after eating Indian food

“I had three bowls of chicken tikka masala and a hefty helping of Vishnu’s revenge!”

by Jean Parmesan June 2, 2018

Montezuma's Revenge

When you fuck someone so hard they throw up.

Elizabeth pegged Nikita so hard she induced the wrath of Montezuma's Revenge.

by Neumannator September 3, 2016

montezuma's revenge

when you take a hard shit in a girls vagina then have sex with her.
the revenge part is for the girl because you get your own shit stuck in your dick hole.

Jake:man why you keep ichting your dick
Bob: i gave my girl a montezuma's revenge and i forgot wat the revenge part was about

by A-ron-378 March 8, 2009

Rehnquist's revenge

After telling a woman you love her to get her into bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional German dinner the next day. When she arrives at the door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not meet the Article III standard. As she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you meet the Article LXIX (69) standard” and point to the back of the 89’ Volvo station wagon parked in your driveway.

Sally's eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the Blue Volvo station wagon parked in Ralph's driveway. "Not Again," she whispered to herself, "this is the last time i'm going to be a victim of a Rehnquist's revenge!"

by Tim Clayton December 24, 2008

Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.

Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Revenge-Gift

The gift you or your children give after receiving a crappy present, particularly at Xmas. OR

Gifting someone a totally inappropriate present, because throughout the year they have continually pissed you off.

I think we need to revenge-gift Sammy for his birthday after he gave the kids those drums, cymbals and horns for Xmas. OR

I think Jim needs some little blue pills as a revenge gift for his 21st after what he did at mine.

by Jim Shoo December 27, 2010

revenge residue

the imaginary leftovers on your fingertips after enacting some sweet revenge

After I got some payback on Steve for breaking my windshield by slashing his tires, there was still some revenge residue on my hands. I licked every finger in front of him. It was awesome.

by Power of 4 March 7, 2012