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the revenge mullen

Purposefully throwing up into someone else's pants who as wronged you during the night. See "mullen"
Kirk: Jordan is a dick so I'm gunna pull the revenge mullen on him.

Steve: That dude was so drunk he went off and did a revenge mullen in Ryan's cargos.
by David McFumbungler March 20, 2007
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Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021
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habibi's revenge

The horrendous diarrhea you get as a result of food poisoning from middle eastern food.
I got a case of habibi's revenge from eating mahamouds samosa and Chai and haven't left the toilet in 2 days
by Sleepy weasel 24 February 2, 2024
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revenge residue

the imaginary leftovers on your fingertips after enacting some sweet revenge
After I got some payback on Steve for breaking my windshield by slashing his tires, there was still some revenge residue on my hands. I licked every finger in front of him. It was awesome.
by Power of 4 March 7, 2012
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Gonorrhea’s Revenge

When you party too hard over the weekend and end up calling out sick on Monday for work.
Manny’s got a case of Gonorrhea’s Revenge again.
by Surgical Stewart September 22, 2025
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stiffles revenge

After you bang your bird you reach under bed for your cum sock. You slip it on your hand like its a sock puppet. When you get ole girls attention you yell "Arrrggghh i gots your booty now take the revenge of Stiffle the Forth" and rub the sock on her mouth as it were kissing.
Bro 1: man Amy was still spitting and complaining of the cuts to her lip from my cum sock.

Bro2: OMG you did not! You let her be attacked by Stiffles Revenge? You heartless prick.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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REVENGE SEX

This is when a girl fucks another guy thinking shes getting back at you, but all it does is give her whore status.
My girlfriend had revenge sex, and now she wonders why shes has whore status.
by Dmoney923 January 24, 2024
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