The Rash

A deadly pathogen which originates in Korkin City, and comes from bed rotting 24/7, always strikes just before you were about to lock in, there is no cure, and it might be fake.

"I heard of some guy who got the rash? What happened to him?"
"Oh that guy? He never gets on anymore, rots in bed 24/7, and always complains about it now."
"Is the rash even real?"

by John Korkin June 15, 2025

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Rim Rash

When your rimming a persons arsehole, and you develop a rash on your cheek from the friction and hair on the ass

Dude, I got major rim rash from rimming you last night

by Sexsnail March 25, 2024

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You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.

The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.

“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”

by svinaktig July 6, 2021

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