goofy roofie

when a girl of a mature age, wants to have sex with a unmature high school kid. usaully a goofy tall white kid with buck teeth who is 85% of the time at home watching cartoons with his mom. She gives him a roofie wtf else.

Kaydee-yo bitch u gonna fuck that honkey ass twig of a little fuck.
lissa-hell yea but that mutha fuckin little fuck is a pussy ass little virgin, gonna have to slip that little bitch a goofy roofie
Gideon- hell yea fuck that lil nigga up-

by Gchild f Baby December 17, 2007

roofies

Intoxicating a girl with the cuteness of your puppies, such that she will bang you. Roof, roof!

I took my puppy over to Katies house and she got so into it, we hit the skins. Thanks to the roofies.

by the fuuuuck? August 20, 2011

roofie

Rohypnol

I wish someone'd waste a roofie in my drink. I'd be hella fucked up.

by ive-ree August 26, 2003

Roofietastic

(adj) Awesome;amazing;fascinating
typically used to describe a person who possesses these qualities.

Did you hear about Rodger's super cool tux? He's gonna look totally roofietastic!

by Roofie's Nikki May 1, 2009

Hash-Roofie

Adding hash to a bowl, joint, or blunt without telling your friends. Making them hit it harder thinking its "Really good weed"

S: " X hash roofied me last night!! That shit ruined me haha!"
X: " Hash-Roofie bitch!"

by xaviertomas August 25, 2011

fire on the roof

phrase used to warn your group the police are after you.

originating from the appearance of the red siren on the roof of a police car,

"oh shit, run, FIRE ON THE ROOF!"

by SOL_102 December 26, 2007

Hang a roofie

To turn right, especially with reckless disregard and at high speed.

Yo Bitch, hang a roofie at the traffic lights.

by Ben Hardiman April 3, 2008