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Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021
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the revenge mullen

Purposefully throwing up into someone else's pants who as wronged you during the night. See "mullen"
Kirk: Jordan is a dick so I'm gunna pull the revenge mullen on him.

Steve: That dude was so drunk he went off and did a revenge mullen in Ryan's cargos.
by David McFumbungler March 20, 2007
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Rei plushie revenge

hika you fool, you have gravely challenged the sacred rei plushie. fear the consequences and face your inevitable demise for you have not been blessed by the plush. powers of rei plushie exceeds your imagination and this realm
Hika met her doom by the prophecy of rei plushie revenge
by rei plush September 27, 2021
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Revenge Era

"Your revenge era is a mindset—an opportunity to become the most ~bad bitch~ version of yourself."
"So, how are you? ... You know, after the breakup."

"I'm good. Honestly...I'm in my revenge era"
by starpower101 December 10, 2023
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Montezooma's revenge

A disease of the digestive system that causes you to rush madly about for extended periods.
If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019
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Revenge Celebrating

Pent up demand of celebrations unleashed after the delays from Covid. Often a birthday party or Baby shower that is happening well after the actual date of the occurrence.
I accidentally brought diapers to my friend's 30th birthday party as a gift, I guess I lost track of which party I was going to in the midst of Revenge Celebrating.
by riceman_covid January 25, 2023
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Revengers

IF YOU DONT JOIN I WOULD DROPKICK YA MOMMA DOWN THE STARIS AND SNAP HER NECK. Revengers
by xoulz April 1, 2022
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