Preseasony

When a player who overall is pretty good, it having a fairly shitty game.

Pekka Rinne is having a very preseasony night as he's let in some weak goals.

by mdhockey4793 September 28, 2017

pareshaaned

Confused or perplexed

I was pareshaaned after Imy bag was stolen

by Dr.tirthal April 11, 2018

Pires

The tipe of person who is in their adolescense but thinks hes older

Behaving like a Middle aged man

And who always says "Middle aged man comin thru"
Tipe of guy who goes to the beach to watch some garinas e spread is fat belly all Over the place

Damn you behave like a pires u like 90 or something

by Vivian cunt faggot February 19, 2019

Paresexual

When an individual is sometimes asexual and other times not. Sexuality that comes and goes for a variety of reasons. A more descriptive term for some graysexual individuals.

From Latin root "pare" meaning "to become visible"

"My roommate who identifies as asexual had sex with a chick over the weekend!"
"Sounds like they may be paresexual"

by VulpinePilot March 11, 2019

paresis

Being handicapated.

Man u have paresis.

by aquaGuY03 March 24, 2019

Phrespophatin

When a canine or feline has a encephalonorial aneurysm due to lack of proper nutrition {malnutrition}

Pronounced; fres - pof - ateen

My dog neighbor's dog, Max, had a fatal phrespophatin last night. She is very upset.

by Nancyyyyyyyy April 19, 2019

present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019