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purpelium

A word that describes a very ponderous purplish colour that seems to speak if you listen, that cannot otherwise be described in any language originated from Proto-Indo-European. It is named after the crystal it was made from, however all Purpelium paint today has been recreated with extreme precision in laboratories.

This, and many other factors has led to purpelium being associated with immense luxury and royalty throughout history.
I painted my walls a deep shade of Purpelium. It’s trying to tell me something, but in a language I don’t understand
by jimothy patrickson February 22, 2026
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Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.
Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!
by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025
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Porcelain Toboggan

When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.
After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.
by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025
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Parcel

Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.
Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?

Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?

Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.

Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025
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Porcelain Destroyer

Someone so skilled in the fecal arts that they are capable of shattering a toilet from the sheer power of them taking a dump in it.
I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.
by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026
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Peanut parcel

Not just a peanut, its the whole parcel.

A gooby glasses wearing, un-coordinated all round goof ball.
Lover of animals, video games and everything that speaks 'Nerd.'

You will never fail to laugh around a peanut parcel. No matter if its at or with them.
Look at that peanut parcel tripping over her own un-done shoe laces and dropping all her library books on the ground.
by Festa stitchell February 4, 2010
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grippin porcelain

Man John just downed 3 burgers and 4 shots of jack, he's probably in the bathroom grippin porcelain
by blaah123456789 July 7, 2011
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