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penal exam

when your PP hurts and you need it to be looked at.
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Penaldo

The term "Penaldo" is a nickname given to Cristiano Ronaldo by some football fans and critics. It is a play on words combining "penalty" and "Ronaldo."

One of the reasons behind this nickname is Ronaldo's reputation for being exceptionally skilled at converting penalty kicks. Throughout his career, Ronaldo has displayed remarkable accuracy and composure when taking penalties, often finding the back of the net. As a result, some individuals, particularly rival fans or critics who may have a negative view of Ronaldo, started using the term "Penaldo" as a way to mock his reliance on penalties to score goals.
Example #1:
Commentor: Penaldo is now stepping up to take the winning penalty.

Example #2:
The Stadium is chanting Penaldo every time he steps up for a penalty

Example #3:

CR7 Hater: "Of course, Penaldo managed to score again, but only because the referee gifted him a penalty like always."
by DABLOCK970 May 15, 2023
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Death penalty

Ah shit Michael I stole this guy's kill now I gotta die!
Michael:well what'd you except?, Death penalty's bro
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Large penal area

A large penal area is, well, a large penal area
Jim: Bro I have a large penal area
Liam: Bro that’s not even what that word means
Jim: shut up
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Self-penalation

The act of committing an error or penalty in life or in a sporting event so as to harm one’s own advancement in said event ie P.D.
You fumble your own ball on your one yard line thus giving the opposing team the opportunity to win through self-penalation
by Padre David January 23, 2022
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Penaldo

Penaldo is a name given by Messi fans or Ronaldo haters, more specifically people under the age of 14, to tease Cristiano Ronaldo about how many of his goals come from penalties. Don't be fooled though, because over 70% of Messi's World Cup 2022 goals came from penalties, Messi misses more penalties, and Messi missing penalties is the reason why the teams he has played for have not won more titles. Not to mention Ronaldo played as a midfielder during his time at Manchester United in the early days, so he could have potentially racked up 1,000+ goals and 300+ assists.
12 year old: Look, it's Penaldo shooting a penalty again!
His parent: Well, at least Cristiano Ronalgoat has better penalty accuracy than Messi.
by Football Definitions August 12, 2023
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Punani

Noun
1: vacuum twat
2: dripping socket
3: farting cunt
"I hit some punani last night...sounded like a white chick on a mexican toilet."
by foo choo diner April 3, 2004
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