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sticky date pudding

Offering your friend your partners 'sticky date' after ejaculating into/onto their anus. Commonly known as 'sloppy seconds'.
by Geeza123 September 30, 2009
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sex pudding

A pudding made using special ingredients from a rare and mystical flower which has no name and is only harvestable once every 75 years. The pudding is a powerful aphrodesiac when combined with the components of the flower.
"The senior citizens didn't quite know what to do after they had unwittingly eaten the sex pudding"
by talzek July 7, 2006
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pudding

phrase used to refer to a situation that has become awkward, in reference to Michael Scott saying it in the pilot episode of "The Office"
(After Dwight finds his stapler in Jell-O)

Jim: Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been you're biggest flan.

Ryan: You should have put him in custardy.

Michael: Pudding...trying to think of something to say with pudding...
by xer0warning June 9, 2009
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the proof is in the pudding

A phrase that, when uttered, instantly identifies the speaker as being incredibly stupid and illiterate.

The original saying is "the proof of the pudding is in the eating", basically meaning that something has to be experienced/utilized in order to prove how good it is.

This phrase got messed up by idiots who don't quite understand what they are saying.

Similar mistakes include could care less (couldn't care less), stop running around with your chicken cut off (stop running around like a chicken with its head cut off), begs the question (raises the question), here here (hear hear), and all that glitters is gold (all that glitters/glisters is not gold - "glisters" is used in the original Shakespeare quote)
REPUBLICAN: There's nothing bad about burning coal for energy! It's "clean coal!" The proof is in the pudding!

PROGRESSIVE: Whatever you say, dumbass.
by Faye Kname March 22, 2010
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buttercrotch pudding

"Yummy!" he said, grabbing a spoon and helping himself to a heaping dollop of buttercrotch pudding.
by The_Inventor_of_Shrimp February 12, 2005
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fire pudding

explosive diarrhea that fucking burns yo bughole so bad you need a cold washcloth to clean up yo ass sometimes leaves shit stars
god damn that red ass chili from batemans gived me a mean case of fire pudding. go get me some ice cream
by slingblade November 29, 2003
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plum my pudding

A christmas themed invitation to have sexual intercourse. Taken from plum pudding (the thing you eat after your turkey). See cheeri my o, father my christmas, pull my cracker etc
After kissing under the misletoe, Joey asked Fred if he'd like to plum her pudding.
I'd love you to plum my pudding
by charrc May 11, 2006
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