Planking

A form of art when thou shall lay on a miscellaneous object, stiff as a dog that has been hit by a car with a blank expression on thou face. Can almost be done anywhere.

Dude, today I planked on my Chimney!" "really? I planked on a fire hydrant!" I love Planking!

by Thuqnificent July 8, 2011

Planking

The most stupid thing ever created that actually entertains people

Bill: Hey do u want to plank on that stairwall?
Chris: Nah planking is stupid and gay

by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011

Planking

the gayest ass shit. Usually done by dubs and losers.

Who the fuck is planking over there?
oh its just a dub with no friends.

by urbankid102 November 24, 2011

ass-packing

When your suitcase is so full you have to sit on it to close it.

When I went on my trip, I was so excited I was ass-packing my suitcase.

by CeIIophane May 26, 2016

Plicking

Masturbation; in the context of a small Penis.

Hey man, did you see Hong Chi? He was totally Plicking last night!

by Jman102 May 22, 2011

Packing light

To pack travel bags light in weight of excess clothes and accessories.

Courtney surprised herself and the world by packing light for Vegas.

by Mrs. Hyde May 15, 2015

jet packing

partaking of sex through a persons shoulder blades squished together to form a sort of half pipe shape while resting balls on the back of the neck.

My parents saw me lying face down and asked what the hell was going on. I told them i was jet packing

by B0rne May 26, 2008