A young experimental/alterative rock band hailing from miami florida. they are amazing. They are unsigned and have no endorsements. thier songs include On my own, woah, chaotica, and The Valley. They are all great musicians and amazing writers
"have you ever heard of 'The Phoenix Theory'?"
"no"
"Theyr the bet bandalive."
"sweet"
1. v. When you shoot your nut in your girl/guy’s coffee instead of putting cruel, heartless, dairy.
2. n. The resultant beverage.
3. n. A Joaquin Phoenix is also someone who enjoys said beverage.
1. “I Joaquin Phoenixed Jess this morning.”
“Oh yeah. You said she was a hardcore vegan.”
2. “Ben and I are getting coffee. I think I’m gonna have a Joaquin Phoenix.”
“Lol omg you SLUT!”
3. “Dude, Jess always wants me to cum in her coffee. She says she likes it better than milk because it’s less cruel.”
“Yeah bro? She’s a Joaquin Phoenix?”
joiquin phoenix is a gorgeous and brilliant actor and i don't know how the world before us lived without him. He make movies like "signs" and "ladder 49" worth watching!
that sexy arse on show in buffalo soldiers meant you wouldn't be able to take your eyes off the t.v!?
the bleeding phoenix is a sex position where the male or female gets a flammable substance and pours on her or his lover and all at the same time he or she lights their back on fire and slits his of her throat.
Guy; hey babe before i cum can we do the bleedingphoenix ?
Girl; HELL NO