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Perpetual Bliss

A horrible, horrible play that was performed at the UCF One Act Festival.
Did you see Perpetual Bliss?

Yeah, that show sucked. It was like an episode of "The Office" but without the good acting or witty writing.
by thehonestone12 April 12, 2009
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pergens

liby just grabbed someones pergens.
by andTHOSEshanks September 29, 2010
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Parpendents

When your parents can morally trump you in any decisions to go to a party because they are currently paying for College.
Gerro: “When do your exams finish?”
Jake: “ Yesterday
Gerro: “So your gonna head home this week?”
Jake: “Na I’m going to stick around for end of semester ‘final fling’, not keen to see my Parpendents after failing Bio”
by Nanasmi November 30, 2010
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Perpetusketch

When a place, thing, or situation is always 'sketch' and is unable to escape such low quality.
Joe: Dude, that restaurant is such a dump. It's so sketchy

Jim: Yea it's caught in perpetusketch
by LongDong270 October 8, 2011
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Perpetual Private

Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.
Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers
by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012
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Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012
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Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
by Rytic June 15, 2013
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