Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

by Incubator September 18, 2023

Boarder Patroled

When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back

The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled

by Justketchup May 29, 2020

Patrol

The most profitable singles team on OSRS responsible for closing rejectz, and ending a 7 team merge with no outside assistance. They have been called the “Faze Banks” of singles teams.

Oh fuck it’s Patrol I’m going to need help here

I died

by Inzers dead team June 19, 2020

top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night

“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller”

by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 26, 2020

popeyes patrol

A group / multiple Black People

Specifically at Popeyes

Can also be used to define a long line of cars/people

Gah Damn that’s a huge Popeyes patrol

by WatermelonWarrior April 23, 2022

Gock patrol

A whore or man whore.
A thot.

"No, I do NOT want to dm you for nudes! Fuckin gock patrol."

by Ragnir The Bean March 31, 2022

Stroller patroler

A person who preys on any underage person for sexual satisfaction.

Keep an eye on little Johnny. This place is plagued by stroller patrolers.

by termiteboy October 18, 2021