Fatass Patrol

The one fat guy in your squad who embraces it (his fatness).

You: " Yo what up Mike"

Fatass (Mike): "Make way for the Fatass Patrol"

You: The fuck?

by Smaaaash July 9, 2016

Doormat patrol

Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..

There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol

by Scratch Legba July 22, 2024

patrol widow

A navy wife who sleeps around while her husband is out to sea.

I'm going to the bar on the base tonight to try and pick up a patrol widow.

by fifth of forth July 7, 2011

Blue Patrol

Blue Patrol is a Kansas county sheriff that were hunting the African American Outlaws

Blue Patrol

by PhD Messiah July 31, 2017

Stroller patroler

A person who preys on any underage person for sexual satisfaction.

Keep an eye on little Johnny. This place is plagued by stroller patrolers.

by termiteboy October 18, 2021

Panty patrol

Late night when your mom makes sure you didn’t sneak out and she wearing nothing but a shirt and pantys.

“Here comes panty patrol lay down everyone”

“My mom does sick ass party patrols at night.”

by Elhefejigga December 29, 2018

booty patrol

Booty patrol

When men go driving around lookin for hoes to fuck on booty patrol

by Yourwifemykids August 9, 2023