Parenter

When you use your use your parents as an excuse not to go somewhere

Violet- "Hey how did you get out of that date?!"
Dani- "I told him that my mum wouldn't let me go out"
Violet- "Ahhh pulled a parenter"

by Daniella Violet July 10, 2016

abusive parent

An emotionally abusive parent will make a child (no matter what age) feel guilt for having relationships outside of them. They may also make you feel guilty for other things that have nothing to do with you, just to have the satisfaction of your emotional reaction.

abusive parent

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019

parental curse

A non-standard curse invoked by parents on their children. Said curse cannot be lifted-- only passed on to the next generation. It goes:

"I hope your children grow up to be JUST LIKE YOU!"

Statistically, this curse has shown itself to be effective.

Examples of the parental curse in action can be found in most any parent that became exasperated with the behavior of their kids, especially when they realize they were that way when they were younger.

by TanukiBlue June 10, 2011

Parent approved relationship

When a perent approves of your boyfriend or girlfriend and offers them rides home, drinks, food, shopping, Without either of you making plans Also may include parents sayin "your so sweet" "you can come over whenever you want"

"Dude jenny and I have a Parent Approved Relationship"

by Skylor February 3, 2009

hover-parent

A parent who hovers over their child at every step, especially on the playground, to prevent any possible bad event from occurring, specifically broken bone, interaction with less important child, fall from any height, etc.

My toddler wanted to play with the other kids at the playground but the hover-parents stood in the way.

by Sisterscaryluv September 7, 2007

entitled parent

That fat bitch who wants everything for their child who litteraly has a subreddit based on the fuckin assholes

I encountered an entitled parent last night her name was karen

by heatcheque June 18, 2019

parent's television council

A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.

I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.

by rustyshackleford August 15, 2007