pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.

Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.

by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019

Pain Juice

Any Vodka combined with a Natural Light or similar watered down beer. It derives it’s name from it’s ability to fuck you up in the most disgutsting of manners.

Max: is that pain juice

James: I don’t care if it tastes like shit it if it gets me fucked up
Bradley: mad respect

by TheWholeDamnLoaf November 17, 2018

Dummy Pain

When you act dumb in response to pain.

“Hey you’ve been talking nonsense all day, are you having dummy pains again?”

by TheCulture January 4, 2019

T-Pain

A singer that uses no auto tune and is one of the wonders of the world. He is cracked he is awesome.

Guy 1: who is t-pain
Guy 2: a person who is cracked

by T-Pain brother June 5, 2019

coma of pain

a coma of pain is when you curl into a ball and cry uncontrollable for hours on end.

the break up was so bad i went into a coma of pain for a couple hours.

by jimmysoncrack July 25, 2009

Skin pain

A ghanaian pidgin term for jealousy

Everyday me I go love you again
It go pain them well, them go get skin pain-Stonebwoy

by Mollyx November 21, 2022

Pain Magnet

No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.

Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!

by Hi I'm Tori And I Hate Rhymes July 19, 2021