Playing Pokemon

Masturbating and watching online porn.
See porn addict , liar , loser

"I can't talk now I'm training my pikachu to bone that charzard, shit I mean beat that charzard."

Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks

by DANGER DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE June 12, 2008

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Playing for Both Sides

To be bisexual. You're sexually attracted to both males and females. You don't care which gender they are, because love is love after all.

Same as 'batting for both teams'

Person A: I play for the guys, what about you?
Person B: I am playing for both sides

by DELLGIRL July 4, 2014

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Playing Possum • playing Minecraft • playing • Playing the Piano • Playing all sides • playing cards • Playing house • Playing pool • playing chess • Playing DJ

playing chicken

placing hand on partner and inch by inch get closer to their private area every time they ask "are you chicken?" and if the person says "no" then they shall continue inch by inch

playing chicken- the act of playing sexual activity for game

by lllllolkggdd December 19, 2017

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Playing a first person shooter

A euphemism for male masturbation, used in Robin Williams' standup comedy.

I spent five hours playing a first person shooter last night

by That Dude In The Corner June 20, 2010

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playing Minecraft

playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, (i.e. something that is objectively 'useful' to you and everyone around you except the person who uses this phrase on you).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day doing your homework and cleaning your room. What you were doing all day is playing Minecraft; your table becomes messy 5 minutes later anyways, and your school grades are poor.

by Sexydimma November 4, 2012

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