{noun}
1. Most ignorant self absorbed contributor to Urban Dictionary. (wrote the mean comment about beyonce.)
2. Disgrace to mankind.
{verb}
1. the act of being a douchebag
1. Most ignorant self absorbed contributor to Urban Dictionary. (wrote the mean comment about beyonce.)
2. Disgrace to mankind.
{verb}
1. the act of being a douchebag
1. Did you read what Diamond Owens said about Beyonce? Man he's got some issues
2. Dude I told a girl I'd pull out but I was too lazy so i pulled a Diamond Owens
2. Dude I told a girl I'd pull out but I was too lazy so i pulled a Diamond Owens
by kitteyandkat June 16, 2010

A little white racist that constantly gets communication banned on Xbox for saying racial slurs meant to slander all ethnicities other than white.
by MpTy SLAYER February 27, 2017

by a boi named bro April 30, 2019

Owen Benjamin of America, shepherd of goats, king of bears, slayer of wizards, breaker of spells. In Owens free time you may find him playing the piano or trying to get Red Pill Rooster out of the Blackberry bush, but most of the time you will find him with his family.
by Texas Bear August 25, 2019

Trully the most controversial player in the NFL, but also happens to be the best wide receiver in the NFL. Has a long history of upsetting many players and fans. He now plays for the Dallas Cowboys after being banned from playing for the Philadelphia Eagles. Terrell Owens is a cocky *** son of a ***** , but you gotta love him.
Cowboy's Fan 1: Did you see Terrell Owens score that touchdown against Philadelphia and then flap his arms like an Eagle?
Cowboy's Fan 2: Yea man that was awesome. He showed them what's up.
Cowboy's Fan 2: Yea man that was awesome. He showed them what's up.
by Andrew Big-D November 27, 2007

This is a fag. A o-j is usually a little shit and a npc. Owen keller also enjoys riding black cock every odd day of the week.
by fatcoc202 March 22, 2022

The longer a Internet discussion goes on the more Likely a communist will propose a Revolution will fix any and all problems
Guy 1: “I really think people are too closed minded about barbecue sauce
Guy 2: Well we can phase that out over the course of many revolutions
Guy 3: wow I thought Owen’s Law wasn’t real.
Guy 2: Well we can phase that out over the course of many revolutions
Guy 3: wow I thought Owen’s Law wasn’t real.
by LordFerpez March 9, 2021
