Tiny faces in your walls that get metal jammed in their eyes when the baby gets access to the silverware drawer
Person 1: did you hear about little jimmy?
Person 2: what happened to him?
Person 1: he stuck fork in the outlet!
Person 2: well at least I dont have to do self
Person 2: what happened to him?
Person 1: he stuck fork in the outlet!
Person 2: well at least I dont have to do self
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it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: hey man what’s an otter?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
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Pat: I'm pretty sure my night was better than all y'all
Sudi: good poundings?
Pat: my butt hurts, I pulled an ottery
Sudi: good poundings?
Pat: my butt hurts, I pulled an ottery
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At the office today, I was ottered with paperwork
Look at those otters, they're ottering those baby harbor seals
At the office today, I was ottered with paperwork
Look at those otters, they're ottering those baby harbor seals
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