The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.
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Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"
by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018

by Spermjizzz May 25, 2025

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024

When you aggressive encourage your brethren to be blessed in their ventures and experiences and to share the blessings, AGGRESSIVELY!
I SAW Brendan FROM HIGH SCHOOL, WE CHATTED, IT WAS COOL, HE'S DOING ALRIGHT, I TOLD HIM TO bless the fuck up WHEN WE WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS.
by LLemoJeff June 5, 2020

Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.
by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018

by cornbread66 May 23, 2018

n. (informal) — a mistake (“mess up”) that turns out to work in one’s favor, resulting in conditions that were better than prior to the supposed mistake.
by mlh14 February 1, 2022
