nonce

a pedo

that George Pell bloke is a real nonce

by Wadlow June 6, 2019

bus nonce

A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.

Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.

by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024

Big stroky nonce

A spurs fan who is deluded and likes to eat cheese on toast as a special dish.

And still thinks fOrTnItE is good

Do you like a big stroky nonce?
No they are deluded
Ok wanna play fornite battle royale
Oh hell nah

by Up the arsenal lads September 11, 2019

Nonce

a suspicious person in a white van driving up and down the rode of a British School, outside the green gates. That or a P.E teacher

Student 1: hey did you see that white van? it was probably some nonce
Student 2: probably, better stay away then

by Eepers jeepers June 16, 2022

Nonce

Alex stephen. he touches kids every ady and loves to finger kids because he drives a white van

" That boy in the white van alex, hes a right nonce

by 000000034ff October 15, 2020

Nonce

A pedo, British slang most of the time used to describe a teacher or something along those lines who is a creep.

"You know that French teacher?"
"The one who has sweat marks on his shirt?"
"Yeah, he's a nonce"

by Killer Qween March 9, 2019

Nonce

Another word for Tom Pulford

Have you heard about that nonce?? Oh you mean Tom pulford?

by JohnathanWickers June 8, 2024