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by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012
Get the Dog Kirk mug.A William Shatner, also known as "Kirking" is where one partner defecates all over another's penis, exclaiming, "Commander Spock! Our starship appears to have encountered some organic resistance!" - whoever is roleplaying as Sulu in the room should reply with a heart "ohhhhhh myyyyyy!" as the entire crew climaxes at once.
Kirking ----- "the orgy was really getting boring at the end until Marty decided to William Shatner / Kirk all over Jimmy, what a performance!"
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Get the Kirked mug.<noun> Colloquial
1. Term used by Southern Americans to refer to a Northern American.
2. Term used by foreign nations, chiefly Britain and Australia to refer to Americans.
==> The term is thought to derive from Dutch settlers in the 1600's referring to the English colonials as 'Jan Kees' (John Cheese) which entered our language with the spelling 'Yankees,' as that is how it would sound in Dutch. 'Yanks' is simply a shortened form of it.
1. Term used by Southern Americans to refer to a Northern American.
2. Term used by foreign nations, chiefly Britain and Australia to refer to Americans.
==> The term is thought to derive from Dutch settlers in the 1600's referring to the English colonials as 'Jan Kees' (John Cheese) which entered our language with the spelling 'Yankees,' as that is how it would sound in Dutch. 'Yanks' is simply a shortened form of it.
by Domidih December 3, 2025
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by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024
Get the Kirking mug.to exceed the operational parameters of any piece of machinery, driving a vehicle to the point of destruction or severe mechanical damage. to 'Kirk' something.
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