by Olliezane04 February 21, 2020
by Djdjdjdbfkshsbdidbdh February 28, 2020
sarah gushed over liam the whole camping trip, he was the only thing she would talk about. therefore made her a simp for liam.
by deborah smiles April 15, 2022
Samuel Marquez: I bought my pokimane the entirety of Epstein island.
Literally everyone: Ur a god damn simp presidente.
Literally everyone: Ur a god damn simp presidente.
by Faerus September 06, 2020
A simp is someone who is a beta male lacking self respect and choosing to settle second place in a woman's life. They're desperate horny individuals who are willing to do anything for a woman just so they can try to experience intercourse. They're virgins who have never experienced a relationship with women because they're viewed as unattractive by women or they're afraid to find a girlfriend themselves. So simps resort to throwing money to girls hoping that they would get a chance at receiving intercourse from someone. They're willing to go to extensive lengths by lowering their standards to rock bottom and seek intercourse with any woman regardless of how careless and irresponsible the woman is. Simps are overly submissive individuals who are willing to always favor a female in their life while receiving nothing in return over it. Simps are alright with having a one-sided relationship and that makes them easy prey for degenerate women who seek to freeride other men like the ones who do Onlyfans.
Jason: Hey, did you see Alex donate $10,000 to that twitch thot streamer?
Earl: Yeah man, Alex is such a simp who is willing to waste his money on a woman who doesn't care for him.
Earl: Yeah man, Alex is such a simp who is willing to waste his money on a woman who doesn't care for him.
by Sigma Male 907 February 26, 2022
Phineas: Look at Candice go! Where did she learn to dance like that!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!
by Worst Daydream best nightmare April 19, 2023