Natalie Portman

Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.

I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.

by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007

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natalie portman

1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

by Bite me March 19, 2005

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Natalie Imbrugliaed

When someone is torn aboutt a decision they have to make. Origin lies in the Natalie Imbruglia song, "Torn."

I'm so Natalie Imbrugliaed on whether I should order the fish or the chicken.

by Pseudo P November 02, 2009

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Natalie Simon

One of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet, often described as fantastic, beautiful and decidedly brilliant (: One of those girls you'll move the earth for, or simply not move away from because you love.

"Hey babe, why do you have to be such a Natalie Simon?"

by Shatty2theMax August 29, 2011

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