missouri eye

having cross eyes or a lazy eye, and it looks like one eye is looking at you and the other is looking at Missouri.

Phil couldn't tell who Leanne was talking to... him or the floor due to her Missouri eye.

by Philoochy August 24, 2007

Missouri City, Texas

A really boring city in Texas. Close enough to the gulf to be affected by huricanes and extreme humidity. It is usually around 70-85 degrees farenheit during the holidays. Susceptible to massive droughts during the summers. Mostly every teenager smokes weed. Because it is so boring.

person 1: you want to go to missouri city, texas?
person 2: Hell no, it's boring as fuck.

by calcualter August 13, 2011

mussolini's kiss

the point at which all dignity is lost and the shit you've been holding in for too long ruins your underwear.

most common at the mall during the holiday season, during a softball game after drinking too much coffee or the ride home after a tex-mex dinner with your family.

where are your underwear?

Mussolini's Kiss. I had to ditch them in the changing room at Dillards.

by BobbySecrets December 4, 2010

Mushoo

A bi sexual who's lifemate is Mitchell.

Mushoo has a flameing wang.
Mushoo loves the cock

by Anthony December 30, 2003

Munson

1 - A Person of Lower Class. Does Not necessarily have to be of lowest AVAILABLE class, but simply of a equal or lower too class. IE: Bogans, Yobbos, Americans in General, everyone in London south of the Thames.

2 - A Poo / Poop (if you will). Primarily used as a verb, but also flexible enough to be used as a noun to describe the act of taking a poo and/or its variants, such as, but not limited to; bum nuggets, chocolate soldiers, ass pudding, or a corn encrusted grobin.

1 - That Filthy Munson from down the road still has the national flag around their neck like a cape. It's been 3 weeks since the National Holiday - you'd expect he'd have woken up by now, and gotten of my front lawn.

2 - I'm gonna to go drop a Munson

by jase87 February 22, 2011

Missoula

The most liberal POS town in America. Where the hippies, mad jay walkers, and crazy bicyclists roam the streets. DO NOT ENTER! However there is an excellent Grizzly football team located in the town.

Q: Have you ever visited Missoula?

A:Unfortunately.

by Cucaracha255 July 6, 2009

Muslocrat

Term for Muslims that run for public office on the democrat ticket.

We need a Muslocrat to run against that Musluplican Obama.

by Tamryn August 7, 2007