Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!
by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022
Get the Apple Monday mug.When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably
1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees
2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees
3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday
2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees
3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday
by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023
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Every Monday your Partner should send a Boob pic, So you wake up feeling happy and not stressed that there is the rest of the week left.
*Male*: Hey honey, its National Boob Pic Day!
*Female*: Oh, Okay!
*Female* Attached image.
*Male* : Thanks babe!
*Female*: Happy Every Monday is National Boob Pic Day
*Female*: Oh, Okay!
*Female* Attached image.
*Male* : Thanks babe!
*Female*: Happy Every Monday is National Boob Pic Day
by Josh from school December 29, 2022
Get the Every Monday is National Boob Pic Day mug.It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.
Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.
Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.
by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023
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Tony is normally a pretty macho guy, but he sure loved that Frank's Monday Night Special after all those tequila shots on the fifth. He was literally shitfaced.
by Glenn Miller's Ghost September 17, 2010
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by Beinah July 2, 2017
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