the midnight lamp

To smoke very high quality marijuana, Vermont homegrown is the best. Use this term only with your closest friends.

Dan: What are you doing this weekend?

Robin: Not a lot, wanna hang?

Dan: Yeah, let's burn the Midnight Lamp, then go exploring.

Robin: Awesome.

by Kep Chyles November 8, 2006

midnight lunar lander

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.

Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.

by Saxdaddy January 31, 2008

Midnight Swap

1. When your hoe aint your hoe no mo, because you realize that the the clock has hit midnight and it's time to swap hoes

2. After you break one off in your hoe, you pass your hoe off to whoever is around that is down with sloppy seconds

3. Also known as Vaginal Speed Dating. Every 15 minutes you swap rooms, until you pump every hoe in sight

While Charles was in the bathroom, Paul pulled a midnight swap by dumping a huge load in Charles' hoe. Not realizing what just happened Charles' got very excited and went down on the dripping wet dirty taint.

by Tmoney35 December 21, 2009

midnight swim

A midnight swim is sex at midnight

Wanna be my midnight swim?

by Manhole yogi January 4, 2016

Burning the green midnight oil

To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.

"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."

by xcaptain7howdyx January 25, 2010

Almost midnight

When someone is seriously considering to commit suicide

Hey I think it's the end for me, it's almost midnight

by Mhaej January 3, 2019

the hobo walks at midnight

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.

...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!

by person yo-yo June 11, 2003