maigon

Maigon possesses the beauty, charm, and wit of an ancient Greek goddess. Hard workin' and hard lovin', Maigon's stay away from men who don't know their place, and feet of the stinky variety. Overall, she is one amazing human being. The buck stops at Maigon.

Fuck, Maigon is awesome. She must be some sort of Greek goddess.

by Jarritos September 13, 2013

mayonnaise a nas car

This phrase is simply a redneck's way of telling you your car is very nice. I'm not really sure how to spell mayonnaise when used in this application. Any helpers out there?

"Mayonnaise a nas car!", Man that's a nice car!

by lindafarkle February 27, 2014

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

mayonnaise head

Dirty ass Mexican

Stupid ass mayonnaise head

by Fortnox January 14, 2015

maggon

Maggon is a dominican slang word that means cock sucker

Lick my cock maggon

by legit words frm a mexican January 16, 2015

mayonaise

to sexually rub someone's leg slowly while saying "mayonaise" in an uncomfortable way

Jane dared me to mayonaise max on his bare leg.

by ptunia June 30, 2015

mayonaise jar

Albino white nigga with blond hair

That mayonaise jar is a fuckhead

by GhettoGandhi69 December 12, 2015