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Marts

People whit tiny penis also they are realy stupid and dont have any GF
Girl1-OMG I hate him
Girls2-Well its bc hes name is marts
by Gurlll_whit_problems November 11, 2019
mugGet the Martsmug.

Shart in mart

"Shart in mart" is to Americans what "poo in the loo" is to Indians.

Created on 4chan to mock yankees, especially self-important ones, lest they forget theirs is a culture where people publicly shart themselves in the supermarket out of sheer, concentrated sloth.
">eurofags and pajeets force a meme together to pretend they're better than the USA"
">amerifags shart in mart together to pretend they're better at pooing in the loo"
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
mugGet the Shart in martmug.

Canon G7X Mart II

A small sexy fucking nigger camera of a fucking sexy one. Flipup camera is fucking nigga sexy.
Canon: Build

Canon G7X Mart II: gets fucked so hard its number 1 camera
by afjdklfsjdklö May 14, 2024
mugGet the Canon G7X Mart IImug.

Marte

She is scary
Marte
by Ugly gay October 9, 2018
mugGet the Martemug.

The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018
mugGet the The Wal-Mart Effectmug.

Marte

Marte is always the Nice, kind, beutiful and smart girl who would LOVE a good meme.
Marte loves animals (mostly dogs)
Random person 1: hey, where’s Marte?
Random person 2: I think she’s helping another person with the homework or something
by 🥴 October 8, 2018
mugGet the Martemug.

marte

hi bitch. if this gets published wowwwww. marte's kinda cool i guess. maybe not that much but uh yeah. also how tf are her eyes so pretty like jeeeeeesus
hi marteee
by its me guess February 26, 2020
mugGet the martemug.

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