March 21

National Hug your BF every time you see them day

It’s March 21give your boyfriend a hug!

by EchoedPapi March 18, 2022

march 30

national ask ur crush out day 😍😍

guy: what day is it

girl: march 30

guy: ok then

girl: why

guy: it’s national ask your crush out day

by Skdhsjdbshdjjfd March 29, 2022

March 28th

The day in which we celebrate the escape of our beloved friend, Quandale Dingle. His goofy ahh activities had him placed in a federal penitentiary, but now on this date he can roam free and prepare to drop a diss track featuring his asian brother Quanlingling Dingle and his baby mama, Shaniqua Anderson

Sup guys, its Quandale Dingle here. I have been arrested for multiple crimes: including battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency. I will be escaping prison on March 28th. After that, I will take over the world.

by Goofy Ahh Productions April 25, 2022

March 30th

National motorboat day

"oh it's March 30th whip out ur tits lemme put my face I them"

by Weloveutecca October 28, 2019

March 4

National hockey day

Hey, give me ur neck
Why
It’s March 4th

by Hey why we March 1, 2020

March 5th

National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!

for all the tik tokers out there on march 5th

by heheohohtiktok November 12, 2019

March 25

Litteraly the sexiest most hot person to ever live , if you take one glance at them you will fucking cum, not like a normal amount of cum, but like soaking wet pants full of fucking jizz.

Omg he was born in March 25th *orgasam noises*

by Hornynigga. December 4, 2019