effective manager

An antipode of a good specialist.

Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.

Effective manager usually miss company's values.

1. Hey. Month ago we got a new effective manager. Now we lost 45% of employees, 20% of our audience and got a lot of negative reputation in social media.
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".

by atng July 18, 2022

documentation manager

Someone that controls documents on all levels within the workplace. They are a very important part of the company where as without their existence, the company also would not exist.

Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.

I manage high volumes of documents on a daily basis. My job title is Documentation Manager.

by Deeeeeeeeeeeeznuts May 30, 2017

Manager

Karen and them have a great relationship

“Hey manager” “hey Karen “

by Yeeeeyeeeew December 11, 2019

assistant manager at being vegan

A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty

PETA went all assistant manager at being vegan when they couldn't get people to stop hunting.

by Alaric I August 18, 2014

manager repellent

When an employee for a company has such a bad attitude even the managers don't like to be around them. It most cases, it's easier to just avoid them then to fire them.

Angie: Hey Becca, why did all the managers just walk away like that?
Becca: Because Brian just walked in, he's manager repellent.

by denchr6 May 24, 2024

Thx Management

It's official. What's said and done is intentional, direct and to the point. The Manager has spoken. I said what I said

Some of yall got people you call friends who ain't got one friend bone in their whole body. 🤣 Thx Management

by anonymous April 4, 2022

energy healing waste managing reservoir

another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted

lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.

by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016