mona lisa

me complaining to my mum

teenager : 'mum I feel ill - don't think I can go to school today, mum my hair looks bad, mum why do I look like chicken little'
mum: 'pumpkin pie stop being a mona lisa'

by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.

"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018

Lisa

A white woman (typically in her 30's to mid 40's) that claims not to be homophobic, but does not accept her LGBT child

Person one: Man, that woman is a total asshole
Person two: Her name's probably Lisa or some shit

by IHateLisa June 21, 2023

Lisa

best person ever

Lisa is the best person ever

by hejmonicaqwerty April 28, 2020

call Lisa

When a girl "calls lisa" in front of you they are usually calling one of there single best friends to tell them that they spot a real keeper in their presence.

I think I need to call Lisa.

by Nedkilley May 20, 2024

Lisa Ann Peterson

Lisa Ann is a very sweet woman, a loving mom and grandma. She has a lot of wisdom to share to the young ones, She's absolutely a caring friend and she's into poetry! The world needs more Lisa Ann, 'cause goodness and peace will be spread if there are people like her.

Lisa Ann Peterson is beautiful as her poetry!

by takipsilim October 30, 2021

Lisa

Lisa is a woman who is extremely pungent, her smell leaks and reeks around the school yard and makes the girls all scream "oh Lala, is that Lisa or the garbage truck?" She is smart, awkward and fluent in three languages, (American, British and ASL.) Many people at school in her presence HAVE TO WATCH OUT, because of her wildly unhinged and erratic hand! (There has been many known knockouts.) Many say that she also excels in food tech, because she always smells of onions and eggs, because of how hard she works. In the end Lisa IS A GODDESS, not only because of her blinding light, but because of her power to permanently damage your sinuses.

Jim: Did you see Lisa the other day?
Katie: No, But I smelt her.
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Yolanda: Hey Lisa, because you're so fluent in so many languages; can you teach me ASL?
Lisa: *Hand Flaps*

by sillybilly1107 April 25, 2022