Lap Dogg

A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.
That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...
by Ragnar Funnies September 06, 2018
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Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
by Tttain285 December 10, 2020
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Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.
by Indifferent justice March 22, 2022
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triple laps

When you stick her toes in your nose then suck the boogies off
“Dude I went from first base to triple laps last night with Mary!”
by Avid-Whooper-Fucker April 14, 2021
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miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.
"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"
by MasterBater January 30, 2013
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Lap Weng

World hunger and poverty exists because lap weng
by Eggtarts June 19, 2022
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dutch lap

It's when You and at least two others stand in a circle and jack off the person to their right.
Damn, shit was weird yesterday, Ruben demonstrated us what a dutch lap was.
by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017
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