Crazy Cat Lady

An woman that has an insane almost addictive love for cats.

Kate is turning into a crazy cat lady.

by musicsinger92 February 19, 2012

ladygay

A much nicer word for a lesbian, lezzer, lesbo.

My friend Jenny is a ladygay

by Benjaminbrum July 12, 2006

Lady Lifting

The act of soliciting a female prostitute.

I can't make it in to work today. I'm catching up on my lady lifting.

by natethegreat1752 March 27, 2010

An Old Lady

An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b

by Oswaldthefourth October 19, 2009

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009

lady gaga

the perfect example/ result of sending your daughter to a catholic school.

Hey Bro- Lady gaga's deprived on account of her catholic school upbringing thats why she takes her clothes off...

by travellerjd July 6, 2010

ladycar

A car designed to be driven by women.

Uncle Petey drives a ladycar.

by Drew................... January 10, 2008