a big knucklehead who can be nice when he wants to but is also a butt. he likes to throw things and has a tendency to push people in ditches. hold onto your things he has sticky fingers. he likes big boys with big feet and even bigger eyes. he has a funny laugh and he eats pita bread with ketchup. if you know a landon then let him go. it’s a trap! just like collage. and he probably smells too.
by interestinglyenough October 13, 2018

A great and amazing boyfriend who I wouldn't trade for anything
He'll make you laugh when your sad
He'll makes jokes about random things
Hes obsessed with Wilbur soot
The most amazing person I have ever met...
Hes cute and his voice sounds like heaven
He'll make you laugh when your sad
He'll makes jokes about random things
Hes obsessed with Wilbur soot
The most amazing person I have ever met...
Hes cute and his voice sounds like heaven
Landon is the best boyfriend in the world
by Angel dust : D June 9, 2023

I cutest guy in the entire existence of the universe. I love him with all my heart. He deserves everything the world has to offer.
Me: holy shit who is that new kid
Random girl: oh no one, just Landon
Landon: *walks his cute ass into the class*
Me: I think I’m in love
(Spoiler, I am)
Random girl: oh no one, just Landon
Landon: *walks his cute ass into the class*
Me: I think I’m in love
(Spoiler, I am)
by KemrySpeaks August 28, 2021

by presley the legend August 30, 2019

by riley69kilroy April 20, 2022

Landon is a guy that is an overall gamer, he had been playing video games since he was three and they didn't get old until he turned 14. Landon can be pretty annoying sometimes but he tries his best to be funny and he does do a decent job at it too. Landon is pretty boring, he's also pretty insecure about his weight. As for getting ladies, Landon has always been terrible at it, partly because he doesn't really have much of a sex appeal and he just isn't good at talking to women in general. He thinks he will die alone but he also thinks that he can possibly score one day. He also likes Aviator glasses
Person 1: whos that guy over there with those aviator glasses?
Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway
Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway
by Chadsexyhotman August 8, 2021
