l.t.w.f.t.w

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by lenie December 24, 2003

F.I.L.

Faller In Lover any person who cares more for someone else than they do about their self.

Cara won't stop fallowing kyle around i think she might be a F.I.L.

by 9999999 October 21, 2007

B.F.I.L.A.H.

clean version : best friends in life and heaven

dirty version: big fat insect lesbian ass hole

yourr my B.F.I.L.A.H !!

you stupid B.F.I.L.A.H. !

by juanita babeh x33333 May 9, 2008

F.E.L.P.

acronym for Fuck Everything Let's Party, popular phrase used by teens and young adults. Origin: small coastal towns of central New Jersey such as Toms River and Point Pleasant

Kate came home saying, "I've had it with this town, F.E.L.P., I'm going to New York for the weekend."

by San Jose dos January 23, 2014

l.y.o.f.d.b.

"lock your own fucking door bitch". directed at friends and other passengers when exiting your ghetto car which lacks power locks.

"Okay, we're here. Everybody out! And don't forget: l.y.o.f.d.b.!I don't have power locks."

by truedat995 July 6, 2008

L.A.M.F

Lazy Ass Mother Fucker. Usually used when talking to a man that lays on the couch all day eating Doritos and drinking Mtn. Dew.

Jane: "Bob! get your arse off the couch and do something productive!"
Bob: "I'm playing a game right now! I'll get up when I want to! Now go make me a sandwich!"
Jane: "I should have never loved you...you're a L.A.M.F!"

by Supportive_Chicken June 2, 2018

p.d.f.i.l

short for *pimps don’t fall in love*
*in text* P.D.F.I.L

someone: you don’t fall in love huh?
me: Pimps don’t fall in love.(P.D.F.I.L)

by 69jayz September 21, 2019