Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
by AK Daddy July 6, 2016
Get the The Kansas City Mud Monkeymug. Auburn is in Shawnee county in Kansas. It's a little hick town with alotta trees and a newly constructed dollar general. There is also an Apple market, beany's gas depot, gambinos, brians liqoure, hooks auto, and auburn elementary. Auburn was founded by John Brown and originaly named Brownsville.
by Chuckie22 December 24, 2010
Get the Auburn, Kansasmug. When blowing coke, molly, or ice into your partner's ass with a straw, and the small differences in air pressures between the atmosphere and the colon suddenly equalize, resulting in a puff of drug mixed with stench back into your mouth.
I thought I'd surprise my girl with a breath-boof the other day, but the surprise was on me when I got the ol' Kansas Kickback.
by Oh Petey June 26, 2025
Get the Kansas Kickbackmug. When you wake up after a night of heave drinking and other unpleasantries, in the root cellar wearing ruby red slippers
by 123456769 September 3, 2023
Get the sucked to Kansasmug. 
Jeff “yo mike! me and candy tried out the Kansas City leafblower last night. It was rad!!!”
Mike “me and Janet need to try that out sometime”
Mike “me and Janet need to try that out sometime”
by getbitches420 September 28, 2018
Get the Kansas City Leafblowermug. by BautistaBombHer June 5, 2018
Get the Bleeding Kansasmug.